The Fullness of Life: Y'ALL COME BACK NOW... ~ 9/6/10

While perusing some local websites in search of interesting and unique things to do as a family, my wife stumbled onto this 'top 10' list of submitted reasons for visiting Trinity County. We both feel confident we've 1) moved to the right place and 2) won't be getting many visitors any time soon. Welcome to Trinity County.

Webmaster's TOP TEN REASONS to Visit Trinity County

1- Get lost in the woods and meet our world-class Search and Rescue Group
2- Have your picture taken with defrosted trout from a local supermarket
3- Find Bigfoot or Intergalactic Travelers in the Forest.
4- Forget to lock your car and find it where you left it, with camera still on seat!.
5- Have that elective surgery in our excellent Trinity Hospital
6- Wear a dress away from home, the other guys at the office will never know.
7- Watch the Bears try and find the new Solid Waste Disposal Site
8- Buy a lottery ticket in Trinity it is about time someone won here!
9- Swap lies at a 100 year old bar, and look for bullet richochets from the 1850s
10- Drive around all day and not see a traffic light...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HUNTER WHEN...

you paint you car camo cause you might want to do a drive by on that herd of deer.
You think camo clash necessitates shopping for new clothes, and should in fact get its own line item in the budget.
Your idea of lingerie is 3D Advantage Camo jammies.
You try to convince your wife to pay for your license/tags out of the grocery budget
You say something sweet to your wife and she asks where you think you're going hunting this weekend.
Someone sits on your couch and you have to tell them to watch out for the bear head.
You 'subconsciously' schedule trips to the zoo in order to get an idea what something would look like on your wall.
You see a sign that reads "SHEDS" in Home Depot and delightedly wonder when they added a sporting goods department.
/If you laughed at that last one...
Your favorite Italian meal is "Buck-ghetti"
You catch yourself wishing Yankee Candle carried 'gunpowder mist' in their yearly Autumn catalog.
You crimp spent shotgun shells onto your Christmas lights to add "character."
Your wife finds a stack of hunting magazines hidden under your mattress.

2 comments:

vegahelpSeptember 6, 2010 at 6:42 PM
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CyndiSeptember 14, 2010 at 4:29 PM
That is a great to-do list! I'm enjoying your blog Josh! Many blessings.

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